In other news . . . I have a lover

He has soulful brown eyes.  He is totally devoted to me and follows me wherever I go, listening with rapt attention to whatever I say.  He gets jealous when I try to kiss others. I think it's time I introduced you to my new man: Benny.
I love his dark brindle coat, his stocky build, and his big, blocky head.  His breath smells like a rotting carcass topped with fresh vomit but hey, nobody's perfect.  Poor hygiene is no reason to reject a fella.

The only other stumbling block in our relationship: his steadfast refusal to seek gainful employment. It's okay, though.  I'll get a second job if I have to so that we can be together. He is staying with me until he proposes or gets adopted, whichever comes first.

Our love cannot be denied.

Comments

Steph K said…
That's hot. ;)
October 14, 2010 at 6:56 PM
Mary said…
What a HUNK!! I do know where you live you know.... if nothing else we will have an affair!!!
October 14, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Khudson33 said…
he's a handsome guy thats for sure!
October 18, 2010 at 5:47 PM
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