You found me how?
Every so often, for my own amusement, I log in to my Google Analytics account and review the keywords/phrases that people used to find my humble blog. The results are, um, interesting. A sampling of recent searches that led people to my blog: can i superimpose a photo of my dad with the american flag and an eagle? - No, no you may not. I hope that settles it. But if you do, be sure to put a tear in the eagle's eye. mom pee - EIGHT people used this keyword phrase to find my blog this year. EIGHT. I do not know what to say about that. "my kid bit another kid" - We definitely went down that road a few times when A was a toddler. I'm not sure which is worse - when your kid is the biter or the bitee. "plastic poop" - I'm starting to think my blog is a lot less sophisticated than I thought it was. "you farted" "i did not" - And now I'm sure of it. I'm as low-brow as it gets. booger back - Oh, for the love of . . .