So, this is what it has come to

There may be some truth to the rumor that I just contacted my daughter via Skype (while she was in her bedroom) to ask her to put her pajamas on.

I can now confirm that the following forms of communication/coercion do not work on my child:
  • Asking her in person.
  • Yelling at her in person.
  • Yelling at her from another room.
  • Asking her over the phone.
  • Asking her telepathically. 
  • Asking her via video chat.
  • Threatening to take her shit away.
  • Offering a reward if she will just, for the love of God, put her pajamas on.


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