Buttering Up

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I think someone is planning to ask for a pony for Christmas.

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Sarah said…
Hahaha!!! I would be VERY afraid if I were you!!! Oh and save that for the next time she's mad at you. :-)
October 26, 2012 at 2:29 PM
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