So about this six-week plan

Can I get a pass this week? I just cannot bring myself to step on the scale this morning. Some Easter-related bingeyness (that's a word, right?) I'll work harder this week. I'm starting to wonder if all the years of dieting have actually killed off my metabolism for good.

Because I feel inclined to give you some sort of gift after you took the trouble to pop in and check the status of my bodily expansion, I give you "Percussion Gun" by White Rabbits.


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Steph K said…
If I don't get a pass, you don't get a pass. I am starting to loathe the Easter Bunny....and grandparents who give more crap than the Easter Bunny.
April 5, 2010 at 8:22 AM
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