I can now confirm that the following forms of communication/coercion do not work on my child:
- Asking her in person.
- Yelling at her in person.
- Yelling at her from another room.
- Asking her over the phone.
- Asking her telepathically.
- Asking her via video chat.
- Threatening to take her shit away.
- Offering a reward if she will just, for the love of God, put her pajamas on.